July 22, 2002 - 10:40 am

i gained a little over 10 new fans this weekend and i pretty much owe it all to holly and jen. thanks guys.

so i'm a little nervous about having so many people list me. i mean, i know that it's only a matter of time before people start dropping me. it's only a matter of days before i say something so offensive, that i get the boot.

on that note, i've been thinking and i really DO think a woman's place is in the kitchen. i mean lets face it, men are clearly stronger and smarter. chicks are dumb and only good for cooking and cleaning if you know what i mean.

i'm kidding. it was a joke, see? to see if i would offend anyone. do you get it??

i feel bad for not having updated all weekend. i don't want anyone to think that as soon as people start liking my writing i get all snooty and decide i'll update when i feel like it because you sucka's will still be around. don't worry, i'm not turning into j.k. rowling. i'm not happy with that woman, you can read more about my discontent here.

i feel like 'm 'onna puke. damn birth control pills, i just started them again.

but think of all the great unprotected sex i'm going to be having now, WOOHOO! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT! CAN YOU?

for all my younger readers, i just want to let you know that i'm joking about that up there. safe sex is the way to go! yipee! you know? abstinences is actually the only real way to go. three cheers for abstinence! hip hip hooray! hip hip hooray! hip hip--who am i kidding?

speaking of abstinence and doing the dirty, my boyfriend, who reads this wanted me to write about how in love i am with him.

i am actually, honey. i really am, but right now, i can't talk about it. see, i feel like i'm gonna puke. now's not a good time sweetie, i promise i will later. when i'm not about to spit my apple fritter back up, okay? i love you!

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