July 12, 2002 - 9:22 am

sometimes, when i'm at work and i'm talking to one of these stick-up-their-ass-three-piece-suit types, i start imagining what they were like as a teenager.

the head lawyer at this firm for example. he had long hair. really long. and his dream was to follow around the grateful dead in a beat up volkswagon van. after that, he got into pink floyd. then when he went to college, he became your average frat boy. i bet they had bonfires and i bet, in his drunken stupor, he threw himself into a few.

another woman who works here, i try to imagine what she's like in bed. she seems like such a prude, but we know looks can be deceiving. i bet she's a wildcat. i bet she's a NASTY BITCH!! WHO LIKES IT IN THE POOP CHUTE!

this is what i think about when i'm talking to people.

does anyone else do this?

Friday Bingo - Pigeons in the Park

last five entries:
I'm 30 now!
Kermit was wrong, it's actually pretty easy
you're no good
Los Reyes del Mambo!
Steve #1